As slim as England’s chances were of winning the world cup, it came as a huge surprise to all of us to see them sink to such a meteoric low against our bitter arch-rivals, The Germans. The nation will be reeling for some time, not just from England’s swift exit, but also from the way they limped through the group stages then crashed out so pathetically. Those feeling especially low will by the kids who hero-worship these failed footie father figures.
Months of anticipation and high expectations after a strong qualifying campaign were dashed in the space of ninety minutes last Sunday. Fans and the media are looking for a scapegoat, an individual to blame for this farce. The truth is this is no one’s fault, the team were collectively terrible and deserved to exit when they did, if not sooner.
So, where from here? The thought of another four year wait to see England play in a world cup is positively agonizing, better to ease the pain and enjoy the rest of the tournament, free from anxiety. What better way to do that than to surround yourself with an array of Word Cup experience enhancing gadgets? An ice cold beer is the perfect accompaniment to a game, so why not inject a touch of personalization into your beverage by brewing it yourself?
If you thought you had it bad, think about those kids. Their idols have failed to live up to expectations, budding Wayne Rooneys across the nation will be hanging up the replica shirts in disappointment. All is not lost however, instead of letting your little ones skulk around the house, get them in training for World Cup 2014 with some fun but practical toys.
A huge inflatable football will not only improve hand-eye co-ordination for your stars of the future, it is also a great way to keep fit and healthy and get them out in the fresh air after being glued to the TV for the past two weeks. Even Robert Green couldn’t miss one of these!
When the British summer inevitably takes a turn for the worse a traditional game of table football has got to be the next best thing. If you can’t keep up with your kids in the garden show them who’s boss by putting a few past them with just a twist of the wrist. To avoid questions of whether it crossed the line, invest in an RC Helicopter to provide your own eye in the sky goal-line technology, even if Mr. Blatter is not interested.


